MommyWeighLess

Okay...so the title is slightly dramatic. And I am slightly hormonal. But either way...any female that has had their period can sympathize with my drama. Or I like to think so at least. This post is a pity party post and I apologize for it now. But I had to vent so i wouldn't consume everything in my kitchen. I have cramps from an unholy place, cravings for salts and sweets that would tempt the devil himself, and a dwindling will power. I. Am. Fighting. And so far I am winning. But that doesn't help with my foul mood. Or the pimple on my chin. Or my deepening dark evilness that is oozing out. And I hate feeling crazy. I know I'm not the only one. But that day before your period. The one where a fly buzzing ten feet from you can send you off the deep end....yeah...that's where I am in my cycle. Who knows? Tomorrow is another day. Maybe my psycho will compose herself by then. And a couple miles and some self defense class will help too!